Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #7421
You cannot teach a man anything. you can only help him to find it...
Quote #5700
Laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human...
Quote #12820
The upward course of a nation’s history is due in the long run to...
Quote #13874
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #4474
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #6264
The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in...
Quote #2663
Charity sees the need not the cause.
Quote #15042
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.