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National Lampoon

Quote #20978

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Jean Baptiste Montegut

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Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the...
Persius

Quote #5215

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He conquers who endures.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13913

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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Laurence Binyen

Quote #2468

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.Age shall not...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #63

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9116

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There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
H. G. Wells

Quote #18846

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Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature’s inexorable imperative.
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5876

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13780

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
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