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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
Dwight D Eisenhower

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I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Erica Jong

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Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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Spider-Man Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.
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Quote #11775

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The more one works, the more willing one is to work.
Karen Elizabeth Gordon

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All phone calls are obscene.
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