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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Gertrude Stein

Quote #17724

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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Francis Bacon

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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15630

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Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Aristotle

Quote #1800

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He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because...
Mary Bertone

Quote #10763

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The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13691

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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Crow, The

Quote #2589

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Top Dollar Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy now that’s fun
Charles De Gaulle

Quote #12436

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...
William Penn

Quote #16316

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To do evil that good may come of it is for bunglers in politics...
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