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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Samuel Johnson

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Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined...
Benjamin Franklin

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If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Robert Logan

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Failure is a path, not a destination.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

Quote #10862

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Errol Flynn

Quote #13034

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
Irish Proverb

Quote #16643

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You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
William Arthur Ward

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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great...
Calvin Trillin

Quote #18117

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
Igor Stravinsky

Quote #1768

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven....
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