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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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In seven different Scriptures God has dogmatically stated ‘build all things according to the...
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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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Kevin McReynolds stops at third and he scores.
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All is ephemeral,–fame and the famous as well.
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To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and plunge...
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...