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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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I’m just an average guy. I’m not Mother Teresa, but I’m not Charles Manson...
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No matter what you believe, it doesn’t change the facts.
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
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Play is a uniquely adaptive act, not subordinate to some other adaptive act, but...
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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