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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #14313
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #19394
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #14370
Winning isn’t everything. Wanting to is.
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One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when...
Quote #10539
Life is God’s novel. Let him write it.
Quote #1861
I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #21584
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
Quote #20876
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.