Quote #11794
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #18852
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for...
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #329
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
Quote #10693
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #12480
Of course I don’t always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband...
Quote #19898
I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are...
Quote #10070
If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow.
Quote #5963
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
Quote #15727
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets...