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A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
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I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #1190
Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power...
Quote #3774
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #18171
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
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About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
Quote #9819
A friend in power is a friend lost.
Quote #2356
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Quote #3968
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #6560
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face...