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Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
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It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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A good front is half the battle in love or war.
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Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #10904
Yearning is not only a good way to go crazy but also a pretty...
Quote #13777
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of...
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
Quote #17195
Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is...