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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Edna St. Vincent Millay

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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Leon Botstein

Quote #11105

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Edgar Allan Poe

Quote #3073

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Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let...
David Friedman

Quote #13139

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it...
Frank Zappa

Quote #19339

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
George Eliot

Quote #1012

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9148

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When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Humphrey Bogart

Quote #11000

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
Alexander Pope

Quote #4974

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To err is human to forgive, divine.
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