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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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It is not enough to show people how to live better there is a...
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Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.
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Growth is the only evidence of life.
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Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
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One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
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We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...