Quote #1461
God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed,...
Quote #13813
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #1345
How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
Quote #15668
But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it The...
Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #10233
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #16996
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Quote #12009
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #20871
Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the...