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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Richard Hofstadter

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If there is anything more dangerous to the life of the mind than having...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Marcus Valerius Martialis

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Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Senator Dianne Feinstein

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Toughness doesn’t have to come in a pinstriped suit.
Claiborne Pell

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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Ellen Glasgow

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The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Seneca

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Life without the courage for death is slavery.
Aristotle

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I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
Sir Walter Besant

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Tolerance is the eager and glad acceptance of the way along which others seek...
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