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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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If you want to have the rainbow, Then sometimes you’re gonna have to deal...
Al Franken

Quote #20131

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Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5265

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Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Thomas Alva Edison

Quote #8770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force...
A. J. Liebling

Quote #8760

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write...
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Quote #4255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Dr. Dale E. Turner

Quote #18152

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The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have...
Gerald Early

Quote #6019

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I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Max Beerbohm

Quote #6845

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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