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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Will Rogers

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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Jean de la Bruyere

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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Aldous Huxley

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We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Jonathan Swift

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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
Steve Martin

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
George Gordon Byron

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Adversity is the first path to truth.
Unknown

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He who loses faith, loses all.
Sir William Preece

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The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
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