Quote #1707
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #7857
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
Quote #2861
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #19699
The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Quote #6546
I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each...
Quote #18989
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #13624
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #21131
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
Quote #610
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Quote #14058
The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word,...