Quote #3978
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to...
Quote #20524
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Quote #13028
If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #20334
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #12999
Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to...
Quote #15638
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #5246
To die, to sleep –To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there’s the rub,For in...
Quote #3337
A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.