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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13903

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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As we grow oldthe beauty steals inward.
George Bernard Shaw

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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
Daniel Day Lewis

Quote #15177

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You don’t merely give over your creativity to making a film-you give over your...
George

Quote #11617

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Billy Madison

Quote #171

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Garth Henrichs

Quote #14118

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One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
Seneca

Quote #8821

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
J. D. Salinger

Quote #17271

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Elie Wiesel

Quote #18969

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no...
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