Quote #16577
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Quote #13757
When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask...
Quote #492
All mankind love a lover.
Quote #404
We don’t stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop...
Quote #464
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #3556
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #15141
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quote #13428
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #11712
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...