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John Cleese

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Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Paul E. Pfuetze

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Now the alternative to despair is courage. And human life can be viewed as...
Richard Wagner

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Joy is not in things it is in us.
Leon Trotsky

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If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Sicilian Proverb

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Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.
Oscar Wilde

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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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