Quote #6474
Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
Quote #14276
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #19074
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #21452
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
Quote #4162
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #19791
Whom did it benefit.
Quote #14283
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #13926
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #2237
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow.
Quote #20338
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.