Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #18782
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #14648
The people that one bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself...
Quote #13524
Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
Quote #7169
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #20792
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
Quote #10948
Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults and the...
Quote #21459
Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.