Quote #3039
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #19379
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #4866
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #15474
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote #8718
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
Quote #5122
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Quote #11311
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #20645
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Quote #8617
There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us, and we suffer...