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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Unknown

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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
G. K. Chesterton

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Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world,...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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Your mind must always go, even while you’re shaking hands and going through all...
Robert Browning

Quote #5023

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My business is not to remake myself, but to make the absolute best of...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Thales

Quote #21640

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Know thyself.
Albert Einstein

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I don’t know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15625

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Wendy Wasserstein

Quote #21762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
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