Quote #10795
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #16410
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #13209
I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see...
Quote #15556
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
Quote #1927
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
Quote #3750
The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He...
Quote #7629
Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know.
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #16663
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
Quote #19372
There’s often no way you can look into the game of life and determine...