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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13901

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Quote #17704

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Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.
Lucius Gary

Quote #13231

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change.
Galileo Galilei

Quote #7422

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It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
Woody Allen

Quote #2298

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Sophocles

Quote #1078

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Money There’s nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
Plato

Quote #6294

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The greatest penalty of evildoing – namely, to grow into the likeness of bad...
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2438

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
Confucius

Quote #1297

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13908

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t say that the bird is ‘good’ or the bat is ‘bad.’ But...
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