Quote #19582
All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
Quote #4316
Learn to see in another’s calamity the ills which you should avoid.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #359
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #36
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
Quote #2969
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #19504
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #11377
I don’t wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind...
Quote #3536
A man’s dying is more the survivors’ affair than his own.
Quote #14047
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...