x
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13679

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
M. Kathleen Casey

Quote #11688

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Maurice Chevalier

Quote #11829

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Samuel Butler

Quote #8165

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
Babe Ruth

Quote #17213

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Mignon McLaughlin

Quote #6528

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Mae West

Quote #2178

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Woodrow Wilson

Quote #19097

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Evelyn Waugh

Quote #18795

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Coming to America

Quote #4656

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
Page 2077 of 2182« First‹ Previous207320742075207620772078207920802081Next ›Last »
Random
Recently Liked
  • Quote #12062
  • Quote #21264
  • Quote #446
  • Quote #603
  • Quote #463
  • Quote #651
  • Quote #777
  • Quote #8334
  • Quote #514
  • Quote #301
Most Liked Today
  • Quote #12061 (2)
  • Quote #12062 (2)
  • Quote #12063 (2)
  • Quote #12076 (2)
  • Quote #12078 (2)
Author Cloud
Robert J. Sawyer Auguste Renoir Paul Newman Milan Kundera Emiliano Zapata Tom Morris Lily Tomlin Publius Cornelius Tacitus Mary Stewart Owen Gleiberman