Quote #11230
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
Quote #15144
So little time and so little to do.
Quote #7769
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Quote #384
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
Quote #10238
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #14759
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #19408
What’s up, Doc
Quote #10789
The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me...
Quote #18761
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...