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A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used...
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
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It is more tolerable to be refused than deceived.
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The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusion.
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words...
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Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error that...