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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Samuel Johnson

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Always set high value on spontaneous kindness. He whose inclination prompts him to cultivate...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
Homer McLin

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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Douglas Noel Adams

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A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front...
Simone de Beauvoir

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In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
Alexandre Dumas

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Nothing succeeds like success.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9612

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
Lady Bird Johnson

Quote #7300

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
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