Quote #21480
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which...
Quote #19804
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...
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I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother...
Quote #6808
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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That is what marriage really means helping one another to reach the full status...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #5298
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.