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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
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The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
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We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
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When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...