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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Vince Lombardi

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The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each...
Jerry Seinfeld

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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...
W. C. Fields

Quote #12968

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Franz Kafka

Quote #14661

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You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and...
Seneca

Quote #8842

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Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
Mark Twain

Quote #1685

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There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Andr Maurois

Quote #2377

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The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
Arthur C. Clarke

Quote #6084

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If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...
Donald J. Trump

Quote #18148

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
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