Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #5148
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Quote #11191
The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth...
Quote #6429
A good front is half the battle in love or war.
Quote #15017
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #17604
It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Quote #8245
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #4334
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #4023
A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.