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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky

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The Earth is the Cradle of the Mind — but one cannot eternally live...
Sophocles

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Money There’s nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
Eden Phillpotts

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The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
Peter Ustinov

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Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
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The quickest way to reach the point of success is to follow a straight...
William Wister Haines

Quote #13595

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Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
Richard Milhous Nixon

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’ve analyzed the best I can … and I have not found an impeachable...
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