Quote #4283
History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #17030
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #6255
Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of...
Quote #6334
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as...
Quote #2072
Care and diligence bring luck.
Quote #21386
‘Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.’ Under the influence of...
Quote #20467
Because you are in control of your life. Don’t ever forget that. You are...
Quote #21681
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.