Quote #9459
A snake lurks in the grass.
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #10247
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #4912
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Quote #7913
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has...
Quote #14790
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #17393
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #800
The only thing that can spoil a day is people and if you can...
Quote #5249
Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once.
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....