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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Money is the barometer of a society’s virtue.
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Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is...
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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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All of his saves have come in relief appearances
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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
Quote #12127
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...