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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
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All of our dreams can come true — if we have the courage to...
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Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly...
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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Quote #14692
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
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I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...
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Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
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A word to the wise is enough.