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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
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Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about...
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The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity.
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As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
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Our live experiences, fixed in aphorisms, stiffen into cold epigrams. Our heart’s blood, as...
Quote #14070
There are more fools in the world than there are people.