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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13835

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Confucius

Quote #1262

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Sir Walter Scott

Quote #2394

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He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
Henry Bessemer

Quote #10779

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I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...
Martin Luther

Quote #15295

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21546

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There were always people like the pope. They serve a certain function, of course....
Calvin Trillin

Quote #18116

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Mark Twain

Quote #1594

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Joseph Addison

Quote #4187

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and...
Laurence J. Peter

Quote #3616

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
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