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When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
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Be not too hasty either with praise or blame speak always as though you...
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My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
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After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things...
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Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...