Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #8246
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #1820
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
Quote #13366
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #10803
A faithful friend is a strong defense and he that hath found such an...
Quote #20590
But be, as you have been, my happiness…
Quote #13395
Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool.
Quote #207
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #6085
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Quote #2050
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.