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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #15345
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #5478
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #7702
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Quote #7169
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #19499
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be...
Quote #18798
It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
Quote #3898
The doors of wisdom are never shut.