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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
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Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity for...
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He who receives a benefit should never forget it he who bestow should never...
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One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
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University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
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Getting ahead in a difficult profession — singing, acting, writing, whatever — requires avid...
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There is so much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving...
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