Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #11364
Man masters nature not by force, but by understanding.
Quote #2390
Look back, and smile on perils past.
Quote #10599
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #19031
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
Quote #9536
The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #16730
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.