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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age...
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Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
Quote #11788
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Quote #6721
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #1956
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
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Frankly, I think the chances of having a happy childhood while you’re still a...
Quote #2513
‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #9054
Frank Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were...